Opal’s Million Dollar Duck

by John Patrick

Directed by: Susan Dearing

Farce

2025 Show Dates: Mar 7, 8, 9, 13, 14, 15, 16

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About Opal’s Million Dollar Duck

Finally, we visit a cluttered little store off the beaten track to the sleepy edge of town and an unexpected, far-from-quiet tussle over a fortune.

Searching for costumes for their next production, Desmond and Queenie, the “stars” of the local summer-stock company, drop by “Opal’s Antique Junque Shop.” While rooting through Opal’s treasures they spot a nondescript oil painting—a still life of a dead mallard duck and an apple—and recalling an item in the morning newspaper about an old master who has disappeared from the local art museum, suddenly realize that this may be the missing canvas, for which the insurance company is offering a sizable reward. Summoning up all their acting skills, they try to charm Opal into selling the painting for a pittance, but she explains that she plans to give it to her friend, Rosie, as a birthday present, whereupon the plot thickens hilariously.


About the Playwright

John Patrick Goggan was born on May 17, 1905, in Louisville, Kentucky, the son of John Francis and Myrtle (Osborn) Goggan. Abandoned by both of them, Patrick spent his childhood in a variety of foster homes and boarding schools, including St. Edwards' School in Austin, Texas, and Holy Cross School, in New Orleans. A drifter during much of his teen years, Patrick landed a job as a radio announcer for KPO Radio in San Francisco, California, at the age of nineteen. Changing his name to John Patrick, he wrote over eleven hundred radio screenplays for the "Cecil and Sally" show, which was eventually broadcast by NBC between the years of 1929 and 1933. He continued to write for NBC from 1933 to 1936, and in 1940 Helen Hayes performed his adaptations of the classics, also on NBC. From 1941 to 1944, Patrick served in World War II as an ambulance driver in the American Field Service. John Patrick is best known as the author of TEAHOUSE OF THE AUGUST MOON, which was awarded a Pulitzer, a Tony, and a New York Drama Critics Circle Award. Other plays include THE HASTY HEART, which chronicles his experiences as a battlefield ambulance driver during World War II, ANYBODY OUT THERE?, A BAD YEAR FOR TOMATOES, A BARREL FULL OF PENNIES, CHEATING CHEATERS, THE CHIROPODIST, COMPULSION, CONFESSION, THE CURIOUS SAVAGE, THE DANCING MICE, DIVORCE—ANYONE?, and THE WILLOW AND I. Patrick also wrote more than two dozen screenplays, including "Teahouse of the August Moon," "Three Coins in the Fountain," "Love Is a Many Splendored Thing," "High Society," "The World of Suzie Wo,"The Shoes of the Fisherman," and "Les Girls," which earned him an award from the Screen Writers Guild. He died November 7, 1995.

  • Opal: Roxzane Armstrong

    Rosie: Deborah Van Delden

    Desmond: Dustin Funk

    Queenie: Nicole Orr

  • JOHN PATRICK - Playwright

    SUSAN DEARING - Director

    LACEY OLESON-RINEHART - Stage Manager/Lighting Designer

    CATHRIN PARKIN - Set Designer

    COSTUME DESIGNER - Gwen McCagg

    ALICE LEBIRK - Sound Designer

    JEREMY ROBINSON - Artistic Producer

  • Set Decor & Props: TBA

    Set Construction: Barry Lockwood, Bruce Barss, Monica Bolin

    Set Painters: Elena Rousseau, Hannah Sanson, Robyn Jeffrey

    Sound Operator: TBA

    Lighting Operators: TBA

    Production Photography: Karli Kendall

    CAT Executive Director: Cassidy Crawford

    CAT Operations & Technical Manager: Darrel Dixon

    CAT Stage Technician: Chris Walker

    CAT Artistic Producer: Jeremy Robinson

    CAT Front of House Manager: Cathrin Parkin

    CAT Marketing: Karli Kendall